sithisit:

oatmealartistry:

alex-of-macedonia:

fromthemindofateenagewolf:

boooooooooobby:

American school system

SO GLAD I NEVER HAVE TO LIVE THROUGH THIS EVER AGAIN

FUCKING NUMBER 6

MY GEOMETRY TEACHER WOULD GIVE US HOMEWORK AND WOULD HAVE TAUGHT IT IN A REALLY WEIRD WAY, SO I’D ASK MY DAD FOR HELP. HE’D SHOW ME HOW TO GET THE RIGHT ANSWER BUT USING A DIFFERENT METHOD. BUT HIS METHOD MADE IT MAKE SENSE TO ME. AND I’D GET THE RIGHT ANSWER BY DOING IT THAT WAY. BUT WHEN I WOULD TAKE A TEST, I’D GET IT BACK WITH A FAILED GRADE ON IT. SHE WOULD MARK EACH ANSWER AS WRONG, AND AFTER I’D CHECK WITH MY CLASSMATES AND FIND OUT I HAD THE RIGHT ANSWERS, I’D ASK IN FRONT OF EVERYONE, “HEY, WHY WAS THIS MARKED WRONG? I HAD THE RIGHT ANSWER” AND SHE’D FUCKING TELL ME THAT IT WAS BECAUSE I DIDN’T USE HER METHOD.

FUCK YOU, IRENE LINMAN.

Malaysian teachers in the public system were the worst. Number 6,7 and 8 were one of the biggest issues I had with them. We’d literally spend 2 hours just getting told off about how we were all “lazy, disrespectful, rude” students and we sat there just taking it. And Number 8. I hated that one. 

That Living Skills teacher of ours was an absolute bitch, she had issues with me because one, I was a mixed blood student, two, she always humiliated me in class by making me go up to the board where we had to answer the questions. And would make me do the hardest one.

How to make things better: be really socially inept. 

I once spent an entire day hiding in the back of the school library reading books because I didn’t want to come back from recess and when I went to get my backpack my teacher freaked out for some reason and gave me detention, which took longer than expected for some reason. She ended up having to give me a ride home because I couldn’t get in contact with my parents and it turns out they were panicking because I hadn’t come home on the bus. 

That was a weird day. 

I swear to god my grade 9 math teacher is the teacher in the picture, she even looked like her.

I hated that teacher.

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daedric-cat:

Joen is best twat: How to draw rain in Photoshop

thexiiilightning-mod:

asktheglassaddiction:

dennybutt:

First of all, you will need photoshop, obviously.

Open up your image, the one you’ll  be using to put rain on top of.

Select the brush tool

Make sure the colour selected is WHITE

This part is very important. MAKE A NEW LAYER.

Start drawing diagonal lines onto the canvas. Doesn’t matter how neat or messy they are. Just draw lines like this all over the canvas, (make sure they are all pointing in the same direction though)

When you’ve done that, click Filter, Blur, and then Motion Blur.

Make sure the angle dial is pointing in the same direction as the white lines you drew. You can adjust the blur amount here too by using the slider.

I advise you change the opacity of the rain layer as well. Rain IRL is hard to see very clearly, so I’d say move the opacity way down than to what it is right now. Maybe somewhere around 20%.

And that’s how you can get a realistic rain effect in Photoshop. C:

Oh my god

Are you a wizard?

you can make it look better by tweaking the settings and duplicating the rain layer/setting blending modes. a subtle bevel and a tiny bit of colour to the blend layer may help

whatperks:

youwinagainmoffat:

majortvjunkie:

urbanfuck:

fun fact: me in the white shorts

fun fact: me in the gray shorts kissing the cutest boy in the world

this needs to be on everyone’s blogs okay aw

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gillany:

that awkward stage in a friendship when you’ve talked a few times but you don’t know if you can be an asshole to them yet???

(Source: previouslygillany)

pinkjolras:

#its restaurant au enjolras

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general psa:

jcatgrl:

freedom of speech means that the government is not allowed to tell you to shut the fuck up. it doesn’t mean that i am not allowed to tell you to shut the fuck up.

I need to watch this movie again

(Source: tdi-vector)

I kind of want to start pronouncing “gif” “G. I. F.” just to piss everyone off

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mphaal:

oh my god I just realized that I’m older than my mother was when she had me and I still haven’t even gone on a real date yet

omg the same is almost true for me

dai-nerevarine:

You failed casting the spell

You failed casting the spell

You failed casting the spell

You failed casting the spell

You failed casting the spell

You failed casting the spell

You failed casting the spell

concernedresidentofbakerstreet:

skitsskat:

youngheartoldmind:

white people

WHAT IS EVEN GOING ON WIHT HTE MILK ONE????

IS THAT PERSON SERIOUSLY ATTEMPTING TO CUT BREAD WITH A FUCKING DOORSTOP

I can’t fucking stop laughing every time I see this photoset

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sithisit:

championofjerkwall:

bosmeropia:

championofjerkwall:

bosmeropia:

championofjerkwall:

bosmeropia:

championofjerkwall:

sithisit:

championofjerkwall:

sithisit:

mphaal:

HERE IS YOUR RESDAYN PAIRING CHART PEOPLE

This does not take into account splitting yourself into two, future selves coming to visit, weird Dwemeri automatons, weird things with Vehk, threesomes, orgies, and other various combinations.  One axis is top, one is bottom, mostly because I got tired of eliminating ones that were repeated and decided to say fuck it all.

Don’t forget to add Molag Bal/Vehk. And are we assuming Anticipations/Tribunal doesn’t happen? 

Nah this is before all the shit went down at Red Mountain.  We’re just multi-shipping them all

Excellent

Yeah I mentioned something about how they all probably screwed each other and this is what happened

I think we should remove the x between vehk and vehk and move it to vehk and voryn

No >:D

i h8 u

no u luv me

okay bby we r canon <3

but still

ily <3

And 5ever is not enough for Nerevar x Voryn.  Nerevar x Voryn 6ever

idk is Vehk/Sul canon or is that just the Trial? 

shouldn’t we add Sil/Divayth to this correct me if I’m wrong but I thought that was canon too